Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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