How's work?
Spinning.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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