I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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