dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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