If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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