I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
