I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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