I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
barbara walters just said penis...
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
How external is "for external use only"?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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