Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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