Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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