don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We have so much sex to catch up on
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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