I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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