I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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