i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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