I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
