dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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