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What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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