Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
it glows. i had to have it.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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