ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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