Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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