no. you can't hotbox the world.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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