Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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