How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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