It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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