so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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