I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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