So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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