The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I cut my penus on the lid.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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