I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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