nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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