am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
if i died would you start the facebook group?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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