My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
her vagine was all disorganized.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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