I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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