butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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