But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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