So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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