I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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