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I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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