Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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