When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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