so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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