Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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