I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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