Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
