i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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