She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
