She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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