Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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