This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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