brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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