How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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