The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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