I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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