I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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