just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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