Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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