Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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