It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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